Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

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Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

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What is snow?

No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.

What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

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Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.