Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

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What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

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Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?

He's a chic Ken.

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.