What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

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What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite

What did the Reddit admins do for Christmas?

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!