What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

Why did?

Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas??

Cancer.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

What's a scary costume for Halloween?

College tuition