What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

Where did the Irish guy get cancer?

In his prostatoe.

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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

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What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.