What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

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Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer