What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

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Their balls are just for decoration.

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What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.