What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

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What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

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What do you call a crocodile in a band?

A crocstar

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.