How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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What goes green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?

A frog in my blender

What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ?

Shredded Tweet !

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Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

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How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

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What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.