How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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A hand shake.

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

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It's nacho fault.

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

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100% holy grain

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How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.