How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?

Take all the matches out first !

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Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

What's similar between an elephant and a plum?

They're both grey except for the plum.

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Which do you light first?

The match

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.