How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?

Take all the matches out first !

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

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How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?

Take all the matches out first !

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.