What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

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Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

Purse Jokes More Purse Jokes

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

How ?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

What do they call the pun masters of the streets?

Punksters

Ma Jokes More Ma Jokes

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."