How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

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What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

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Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction?

Wong Wei

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

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What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

What's the name of a Korean cook book?

150 ways to wok your dog