Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

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Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

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Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.

Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.

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Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D

Achille Jokes More Achille Jokes

Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.