What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

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What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

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Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

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Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

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What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.