What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

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What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

What did the college junior say just before her toe was cut off?

NO PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY TOE!

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Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

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Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

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What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

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What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart