Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

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Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

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Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

Which big cat should you never play cards with ?

A cheetah !

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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.