Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

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Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What did the egg play in the movie?

The egg-stra.

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!