How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

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How do you get someone to pay child support?

Blackmail.

Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

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What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

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What do refugees drink?

Foreignade.

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.