Whats an epileptics favorite food?

SEIZURE SALAD. I peed

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Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

Why did Kesha switch "$" back to an "s"?

Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.

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What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!