What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

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What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

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What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

What is an epileptics favourite food?

Seizure Salad