What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up?

Fog

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

x-post /r/puns Scotch.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"