What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"