What fish only swims at night ?

What do fish do when they have cancer?

Nemotherapy

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

Why's that?

I keep getting calls in the night.

Starfish Jokes More Starfish Jokes

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !