What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

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What do you call a coi fish that can't swim?

A decoi

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?

So they can see where they are going

Starfish Jokes More Starfish Jokes

What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.