Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

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What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.