Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

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What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

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Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit?

through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*

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How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

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Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'