What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

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Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

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How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

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Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?

Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

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Why haven't we found aliens yet ?

because they are searching for intelligent life too.

What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

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How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.

Nicki Minaj Jokes More Nicki Minaj Jokes

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

Wig Jokes More Wig Jokes

What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.