What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs after a house fire?

Stephen Hawking's

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

How does an alien get back to his home planet?

ayy lmao

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

Nicki Minaj Jokes More Nicki Minaj Jokes

What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)

Why was the cotton candy singing?

Grandma, hush, that's Nicki Minaj

Wig Jokes More Wig Jokes

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !