What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

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Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

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What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?

Something from another universe -ity !

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

What do internet football fans sing?

E we go E we go E we go!

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How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

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What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.