Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

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Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

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Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

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Kermit's finger.

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Thay can smell the goods, but they can't taste them.

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IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

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Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?

Monkfish !