Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

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Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

one's really heavy and the others a little lighter!

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Answer: Dr.Dre

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When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

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What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

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Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ?

A flat fish !