Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong