Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee

Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting?

Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.