What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"

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What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces?

Because it's sham poo.

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What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

Who was the worlds first capenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."