Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

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Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.

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Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

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What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

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What do you call an integral that doesn't like derivatives?

An anti-derivative.

Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach?

Because secant tan