Amazon Prime Jokes

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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Foreplay Jokes More Foreplay Jokes

What does a redneck say for foreplay?

Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

Good Food Jokes More Good Food Jokes

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

What does he order?

Ein stein

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Humanity Jokes More Humanity Jokes

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

Wonder Woman Jokes More Wonder Woman Jokes

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose