Amazon Prime Jokes

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How are women and rocks alike?

A: You skip across the flat ones.

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

Foreplay Jokes More Foreplay Jokes

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.