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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Amazon prime.
The Amazon River actually has sails.
Amazon Prime.
Derivatives
Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!
His brother with the laptop.
Heroine overdose
I still find you dashing"
Amazon'
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud
Because they hate Turkey
Just be *honest* with it man...
Prime Rib
A prime rib.
Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes
Because then he will always be in prime.