Amazon Prime Jokes

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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What is a derivative in a derivative?

Inflection.

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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How was your day ?

And he goes: " rrrrRough "

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

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Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

Humanity Jokes More Humanity Jokes

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity