A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.
One less drunken Irishman
A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.
Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
Stick a car windshield in front of her face.
Down's in the dumps
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
He was following the Tsar.
The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!
They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)
At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.
When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.
i'm serious... help.
