Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Having legs.....

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100$ bill

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They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

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How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

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What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

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To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

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What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

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What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.