Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

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How many drums does it take to make a good ska band?

Nobody knows.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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Whats the only free food you will get from a Nigerian scammer?

Spam.

Whos there Ellen Ellen who?

Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.

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What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated

Which cable provider offers ISIS 24/7 support?

Daesh Network

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How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

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What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

roll playing im sry