Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

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What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

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When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

Why are life long overweight people funny?

Growing up they hear the best jokes.

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Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

Who's there ! Bellows ! Bellows who ?

Bellows me some money can I have it please !

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What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!