Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat ?

How much their husbands make

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What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

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Whats the best thing about doing twenty four year olds?

Theres twenty four of them.

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

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Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.