Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

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What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

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Whats the only free food you will get from a Nigerian scammer?

Spam.

Whats an American cops favourite shot?

A black rushing

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What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

What is one thing Harry Houdini can't escape from?

Stomach punches

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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

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What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.