Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

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Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Whats 2 + 2 ?

A math problem.

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What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

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What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

What can you hear but never see?

Everything if you're Stevie Wonder