What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

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What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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How are Princess Diana and Pink Floyd alike?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Lexus Jokes More Lexus Jokes

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

What do you call a group of Lexus cars?

A fortune!