Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth

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Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

Whos there Ellen Ellen who?

Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals