Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth

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Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

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What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys?

PGA Tour.