What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

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What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

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What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

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What is the best way to watch the "Saw" films?

In bits and pieces.

What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

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What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday?

Cancer.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for his birthday?

He felt his presents.

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What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "