Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

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What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

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Whats Rick Grimes' favorite position?

Michonne-ary

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

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Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

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How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

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What is it called when one punches a stripper?

A hoedown!

Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

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Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

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How did the rednecks find their sister?

Pretty good.

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!