What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are black people so good at basketball?

Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot

How do you know you're talking to a sales guy?

He says "I'm not a sales guy".

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

What is blonde and brown blonde and brown blonde and brown?

Answer. Madonna doing cartwheels.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

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Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles