Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face

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Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

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What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.