Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face

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Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

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Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.