What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

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What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write

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What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

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How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

What breaks when u give it to a toddler?

Her hips

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What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!