SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you
You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!
Thank you very much, sir.
Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?
The Son is attracted to black
Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.
Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."
if u say its not ok they give it to u for free
Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"
He received a Sunkist from his Crush
A Crush
