Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals
I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)
Because they are already covered.
A barber!
Because he's no good at shaving.
So he could tell the time at night !
They both got nailed all night.
A Trojan horse.
With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.
Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.
The PGA Tour.
Antique farm equipment.
They briefly open one eye.
He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."