How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

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How many mexicans?

how many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb Juan.

How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb?

He calls it a work of art.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

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What do you call a Private Investigator who is bad at his job?

A Defective!

How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

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What are some of your weaknesses?

Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...

What did the insurance company say to the applicant?

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

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What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth