How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!