Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

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Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad?

one actually fights for change

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What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

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Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit