Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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What s the difference between an ostridge ?

it can neither fly

Whats a caged animal's favorite food?

Zoocchini

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Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

All of them a crossbar can't jump!

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

Trampoline Jokes More Trampoline Jokes

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit