Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons?

Jos and Hose-B

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

What do you call an essay in a flash drive???

who wants 2 try?