What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

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What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

What's the difference between Reddit and 9Gag?

About 5 seconds.

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What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

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What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!