What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

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What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

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How about a guillotine?

Wife: Me: I'll be on the couch.

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

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What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

What's your chicken sandwich called?

A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.