Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

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What do you call an Irish milkshake?

Mashed potatoes...

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Guacamole.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.