Pea Soup Jokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.

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How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

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What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

What do you call a chicken you own?

A personal fowl

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

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What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

Why'd the hipster burn his mouth?

He had his soup before it was cool.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

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What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !