Whats best joke aboot canada?

I'm canadian and i was just wondering

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Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year

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What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English?

Sorry, eh.

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.