I can get through his opening monologue without laughing
The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.
Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.
Most people like the idea of pizza better.
Shallots
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Because they're no laughing matter.
I can get through one of his skits without laughing
