Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

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What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

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Whats the funniest type of bird?

Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy

Whats the best part about living in Switzerland?

Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

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What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A: A Yamahahaha

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Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common?

Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.