Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!
When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.
Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!
Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.
Try two pairs of stilts!
Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"
Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...
THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!