What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What is the difference between ovaries and testicles?

There is a vas diference

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What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

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How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

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What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

3 Ho Jokes More 3 Ho Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

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What is Justin Beiber's favourite Hozier song?

Take me to Christian Bell.

How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.