What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

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What is the difference between a normal and an irradiated cat?

Irradiated cats have 18 half-lives

What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

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Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

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What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What is Justin Beiber's favourite Hozier song?

Take me to Christian Bell.

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's