What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out.

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

3 Ho Jokes More 3 Ho Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

Justin Beiber Jokes More Justin Beiber Jokes

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher?

What do you mean?