What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

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How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

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How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!

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How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

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What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!