What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

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What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

A: I'm holding Time Square!

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

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Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.

How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

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What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.