Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

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Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

Who's there ! Census ! Census who ?

Census presents for Christmas !

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.