Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

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What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

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Howard was a kid with a paper route?

Probably not. Opie delivered.

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.