Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

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What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

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What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

Why was Mark Fuch a terrible mailman?

He keeps delivering to the wrong fuching address!