Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

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What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!