How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

Previous Random Joke Next

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did the piglets do badly in school?

They were all slow loiners.

What do you call a teacher who's always late for school?

Mr Bus.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

P Jokes More P Jokes

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.