What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

What do black people and bikes have in common?

Both get thrown out when they have no use

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why is the ocean always wet?

Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.

How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!