What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

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Whats the difference....?

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

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What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

What do you call a black guy on a bike?

Crime

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What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards