What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why am I black and you're white?

A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark

What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

What do you call a black guy on a bike?

Crime

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.